Masturbation -no definition required, if you are a male and have normal sexual functioning!!! Okai, let me finish the formality –Masturbation refers to the stimulation of the genital as a part of sexuality. The stimulation is often carried out to the point of almost orgasm (mind th
is word –almost orgasm as if you ejaculate, it becomes masturbation turned into sex and not just masturbation!). The word masturbation has been derived from the Greek word mezea (meaning the penis) and manus (means the hand).
Straightforwardly, I am talking about male masturbation and not female. A quick way to satisfy your sexual soul without any help –really independent, really innocent as you don’t spoil anyone’s life raping them!
There are two kinds of masturbation –self and with partner. Fuh-geh..about partner here and let’s talk about self-masturbation. The simplest way is to take your tool in hand and start it up ‘n’ down. The general idea is to hold the shaft and not glans of penis. For the males, masturbation is just a pleasant way to satisfy the sexual hunger whenever and wherever he finds privacy.
The Acts of Masturbation The acts of masturbation, the self-blow-job comes with different techniques. Right from pressing, rubbing or moving the genital organ up-down or side-to-side is most commonly practiced among men. Anything to be done with male organ to feel sexually aroused and pleased, according to me, can be considered as self-shagging. There are lots of toys (such as virtual doll) and instruments (such as vibrator) available that vibrate along with penile structure and give sexual pleasure. Nevertheless, such instruments and toys are advised to be used only after carefully reading the manual/instructions they come with. In males, masturbation comes with certain memory and sexual fantasy. Generally, a man practicing it would imagine his dream boat being screwed by him. Reading or viewing pornography is another common practice that helps in stimulating the male genital. Several fetishes and paraphilias could also play essential role in practicing the self blow-job. However, some deadly and fatal activity of masturbation includes self-bondage and autoerotic asphyxiation where even deaths have been reported.
Masturbation –plus points
I enjoy masturbation for certain reasons. Let’s look at them:-
• Quick and self dependent! You don’t need to convince your girlfriend going to bed with you!
• No assistance required! Remember that embarrassing moment when your mate denied taking in?
• Least instruments required: you, your d**k, your desire, your hand and it is done! No any other technique is as simple as this! What say?
• You don’t spoil anyone’s life or relationship. Brutal act like rape is kept far away! Also, you do not need to feel jibbed losing your best friend by asking for a sexual favor.
• The way you want! Yes! It’s you and only you! Feel the way you want, do the way you want and enjoy the way you want. No restrictions, no particular positioning and you feel million dollars without any compromise.
• 24/7 availability! Get me one sexual partner with this facility! No way! Try it! You carry your tool and hands with you wherever you go –lol.
Who Cares the Dispute on Masturbation?
There has been dispute among folk medicine practitioners and modern doctors. The former say masturbation can surely harm a man whereas their counter parts deny it! They utter that masturbation is a normal process and doing this makes no harm to the practitioner. The people over 50 practicing their medical may believe that masturbation may cause harm and its simplest (though ugliest) side effect is acne or pimple. If this would so, as said by modern practitioners, most of the men walking down the street would have more zits than skin pores on their faces! Few of my elder practitioners interpret me that the quantity of semen you find in second or third time of the ejaculation in a day would be certainly lesser than that of the first time! This simply means the body LOSES semen as you go on ejaculating it. Nevertheless, it takes time to make that potential liquid but then at least, give time for it! That’s control over masturbation … right? Modern medicine practitioners give cold shoulder to their counterparts. What’s there in self-blow-job? The act of masturbation has been enjoyed as an art worldwide since time immemorial. No wonder, the slogan “an orgasm a day keeps the health care provider away” sounds tingling to your sexual hormones! Today, masturbation is quite a common practice and no man feels shy telling about it.
Give a Damn!
I don’t care anything unless my tool says ‘no’! I have been masturbating since I was 14. The loneliness is what caused me initializing it! My parents were out most of the time leaving me alone in the house and I noticed that my organ, which was growing significantly, started becoming rock-hard at certain times. Touching it and feeling its sense was pleasurable. Furthermore, moving it and cuddling it was even pleasant. Among all possible movements, I found up-down the heavenly and continued. Later, I came to know this act as masturbation. 
Sexual fantasies such as looking at naked women in centerfolds of Playboy or Debonair helped my organ to get harder. Pornographic material was best to use and I continued. It took much of my time and I compromised with studies in those schooling days. It’s okay, who gained what studying hard after all!!!
Whenever I’m all alone, this act of self blow-job is very useful passing the time. My assignments, exam preparations and other important acts get hinder and bypassed! Again, who cares for this as the heavenly feel I get using my own tool is much more enjoyable than boring text books and mind-drilling assignments.
I feel something but is it Okay?
I noticed that my organ has bent over the left. Probably because I use right hand for doing this thing and move it more toward left than right. Sometimes, when I am all alone for days together, I do it very frequently and feel pain in groin region. Also, my balls pain and they become tender up to an extent that I walk with difficulties. I read in Ayurveda that the purest body liquid is semen and not the blood. The essence of the body tissue is sperm and not anything else. Does it mean that every time I lose this precious liquid, I lose potentiality? I won’t think further, it may spoil my mood! I feel weak now –it’s been 15 years now. Some of the months, I might have overdosed myself. My memory has been affected and I cannot remember things those were just spoken by my boss.
I have to repeat things to meet perfection they require. My eyesight is not matching the need as I cannot see enough in dark. I don’t mind taking plenty of milk products that may give boost to my virility. Also, I’m ready to eat a lot of dark, green and leafy vegetables that help in gaining the manhood. My doctor told me to stay away from loneliness but then if I do it, where would I do that!!! Alcohol and cigarettes are to be stopped –how can I? They are the drinks and foods for me! They say tell goodbye to obesity and stop eating cheese etc –but they are milk products right? Good for my joystick! Meditation and getting involved in other works is the remedy for this! How mean! Who would wake up at dawn and what other works? Other than this work, I don’t feel enjoying anywhere ?
Oh yes, as said by one of my closest natural healers, I can wear loose underwear so that the balls get enough room to rotate and feel comfortable. They say-it’s all managing the temperature they live in –heat inside my body and they come out, cold inside my body and they go out! I got nothing to do with them unless I do tingle them during that lovely action! Twice a week is a recommendation but then I cannot stop it. So what if I feel too weak and my sperm count have gone down? There are lots of other techniques to overcome all the hassles felt there! If I cannot produce a baby, we would go for testube! If I feel weak, I will take Viagra or something like that –what all they are for? For people like me! My life is short, I wanna enjoy the most! Self-blow job is the my favorite pastime and I shall continue it till I live!
You do everything to draw an attention among all! You can become a real go-getter and earn a freaky award called best employee of the year! But all this is done in order to make people feel your presence right! Just think a step ahead, what about having a huge huge body that is noticed every time you step into pub, bar, office or any damn public place! Huh? Purpose solveddd!